I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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