One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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