yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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