There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
