Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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