White coat. Heels.
we have officially lost it.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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