If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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