I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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