god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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