I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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