I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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