i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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