so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
time to smoke my breakfast
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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