is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You are a booty call, not a friend.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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