She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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