my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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