he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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