That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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