so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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