You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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