He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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