do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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