I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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