singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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