You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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