there's paper in my vomit.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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