he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We just shotgunned beers for America
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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