How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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