she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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