you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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