You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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