I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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