Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Someone stole a lamp last night.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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