how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Randomize
