It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Will exercising make me less horny?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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