seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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