They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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