I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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