He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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