It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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