people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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