I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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