When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
what if I'm pregnant?
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Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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so much tequila, so little girl.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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