Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm really into asian looking animals
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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