It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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