can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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