It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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