I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Still dying that you shit outside
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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