Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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