redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She told me I should be a condom model.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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