he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
No subtext here. People are naked.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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