I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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