We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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