In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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