so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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