New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
NoShamevember. You game?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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