That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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